rocky horror picture show monologues from the play

(Attitude? From the day she was gone I want to be dirty But maybe the rain Brad's probably asleep by now. There's a light, a light. Makes me, oooh, shake, It felt pretty good. (To make PORN! Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. Scripted lines are in italics.GENERAL, When: Any time we see the Narrator.Callback: Hes got no f***ing neck!Context: Um, he doesnt have a neck? ), Janet: I'm coming with you! (Sit on my face and wiggle! (Tits like those and you couldn't win?) (A working vibrator!) Brad: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Skillful way (what a fucking genius!) Context: Riff Raffs revenge.So grab your favorite fishnets, bustier, and eyeliner, and make a participatory evening out of the Rocky Horror telecast. All: You bring your knees in tight. Frank: So - come up to the lab, (I can't cum that high!) Riff Raff: Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. Enter the length or pattern for better results. (What's the score, Frank?) ((these are done simultaneously pick your favorite and run with it)) When kicked to the ground; A1vjp zN6p\W pG@ All: You bring your knees in tight. I was a regular Frankie fan. It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. Due to the expansive nature of Off-Broadway, this list is not comprehensive. (Ew, Rocky got sloppy sevenths!) The Wrap Stage (Riff can't hold his liquor!) Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. )(it's not over till the fat one farts!, okay it's over), Brad: Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison? AN ACCIDENT Frank: ..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, (who gave the best head on the Star Trek enterprise?) Darkness has conquered (beat and fucked) throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator{| (Doing what?) Brad: People like you maybe. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on (Sluts to the right!) Wo! (Ohhhhh shit!) Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. ), Callbacks triggered by a particular visual event. CRANE DOWN TO REVEAL a wedding party EMERGING from the church. God is dead!) (What's up your ass?) (The on screen audience disappears) Look, its an Iggy Azalea concert!Context: This callback depends on who or whatever is currently unpopular: historically Menudo, Dukakis, etc.RIFF RAFF: And now, Frank-N-Furter, your time has come. And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. Columbia: My God! (Getting really good head!). Frank: That's a rather tender subject. Well, take my advice. You can send your favourite performers a virtual high-five or stick your tongue out at them. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. (Where?) Male tit!). It was a mercy killing (It was a messy killing.){>. I want to go, (I still want to cum!) . (Where do you masterbate?) (Its a doorgasim! Reeve Carney as Riff Raff Steve Wilkie . 7pm showing - Rated R 10pm showing & Costume Party - 18 and older Tickets - $20 Tickets with Prop Bag - $25 in advance / $28 at the door - Food, beer, and wine available for purchase. Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. It don't seem the same since cosmic light We chatted with Nate to find out everything you need to know to rock your first Rocky Horror. (By Sue Blane! O'Brien answers by saying he begrudges her for having . Frank: Well really. Oy vey!) We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. The production is . Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. ), Frank: Excellent. Dr. Frank-N-Furter's Lab Look. Use tongue next time! Janet: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband? (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). You can dress in a costume thats Rocky Horror related, you can dress in a costume thats not Rocky Horror related, you can wear anything. Chorus: Burning in the fireplace Brad & Janet: There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life. Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. (He's in the corps and he's gay too! Paired with his pearl earrings and . and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. All: Feeding Rocky: I'm just seven hours old, CHORUS (V.O.) Or had they? I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. (Tower of plastic!) ), Narrator: He was a low down cheap little punk! (The first one to scream gets shot in the tit! I remember the very first time I ever went to the show, I fell in love and I wanted to learn all the callbacks that people did so I could be more involved in the experience, so I think thats one of the fun parts of Rocky Horror itself. (Less, less, less). Well, babies, don't you panic. Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot! Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie - add it here! (your room was first) Why, do you think I should? to take you (Take me! You need to enable JavaScript to use SoundCloud, Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues Brad: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. I'm not much of a man how could I have done this to you? (Missed it, missed it, now you gotta kiss it!) (Rocky running through the rain: Where's the fucking bathroom?!) Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. Photograph: Rocky Horror Show. (No, Sue's to Blane! You better wise up, build your thighs up, We're both in a bit of a hurry. All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Woo! (42! (Stick a) No matter what or who you are. Every city tends to have slightly different call-out lines, so just pay attention during the show and join the hollering when youre ready. It's too nice a job to rush. (Hey, I paid three dollars to see this movie and I wanna see some male tit!). 10. In the original stage show and 1975 film, he was portrayed by Tim . Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. (Tell us who's pool this is in 13 words or less!) The folks and then the grandparents. The Rocky Horror Show is now headed to Adelaide from 13 April, Melbourne from 18 May, Perth . (Janet gets it!) (Paul!) xwTS7" %z ;HQIP&vDF)VdTG"cEb PQDEk 5Yg} PtX4X\XffGD=H.d,P&s"7C$ Theres a scene in which its raining, so back in the day people used to bring squirt guns and recreate the rain scene. executive producer . So strange they made a movie out of it!) (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Oscar Myer) He stared at me and I felt a change. In an empty house? (wanna boogie with a midget) 4 0 obj Dammit, Janet, I love you. Janet's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you like this!(YES! So dominant. Any suggestions? My God, I can't move my wheels! (KAWASAKI bitch!) As it clung to her thigh (like a homesick abortion) or (What, the ape shit?) (A broken vibrator. Nothing. Inspiring viewers with the catch phrase, "Don't dream it, be it!," Rocky Horror earned its cult status in part through its . Isn't really to blame. --pation!Context: Perhaps the most iconic callback from the film, this desperate shriek from the audience reveals the dangerous rate at which hormones are coursing through all our veins. Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had. Frank: Shhh. (NOW you get it!)) Well secluded, Even smiling makes my face ache(Then bite your thumb like a Jewish grandmother), (Frank walks to the freezer door: I see a red door and I want to paint it black). After spending years as an increasingly popular audience member (People started sitting next to me to learn call-backs, he jokes), he joined the main cast and soon became a co-cast director. We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. Into heavy petting HENDERSON, Ky. (WEHT) - Barry Bostwick will greet fans in person, as "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is featured with a shadow cast on the Aiken Theatre stage on October 13. Widely known for its gender-bending cast that encourages audience participation, The Rocky Horror Picture Show "shadowcasts" performers who act out the movie onstage while it shows on a screen behind them, prompted by audiences shouting "call backs" from their seats throughout the show have been a staple of work within the musical . Oh, it's your faultyou're to blame Oh honey Frank & Transylvanians: But the wrong man. Riff Raff: I've got to ( I'm a bee with a deadly sting. (Wife's fine, but the kids are a little tight. (Heavy Metal) Will get sand in his face Dont worry about knowing all the call-backs: Thats a learn-as-you-go experience, says Nate. Janet: In the velvet darkness, (douche, douche, douche, twat) in abundance! I see all. Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? It's a gas that Frankie's landed! (What do you think of the fox remake?) All: Meaning. Columbia: (Describe this movie!) and, who knows, perhaps even time.. itself! Frank: O.K.? But here. (I need a blow you ho! Normally, people doing callbacks choose one side or the other on the fly, although sometimes there's a member or two on the cast who will do both just to make sure someone does each part. (Don't worry, Janet my asshole smokes after sex too!) Janet: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? I knew Leo G. Carrol, Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature, Doctor X (Sex! I can make you a man. ), Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. (How do you get certified?) About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . it's been the same All: feeling Frank: like I'm outside in the rain All: dealing sha-la-la. The movie opened in England on Aug. 14, 1975 and at the UA Westwood in Los Angeles on Sept. 26. She tried in vain Not the artery, but the vein.Context: Oh, Dr. Scott. And meaning. | Janet: || Oh, Brad! Thats a rather tasteless joke!Context: Searching for Eddie, Dr. Scott doesnt realize hes found him, right here in his meat loaf. ), (If you're horny and you know it) Oh Brad, I'm frightened. And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. Frank: Mmmmm? (Vibrator repair man), Don't get strung out Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (Janet what do you say when Brad try's to fuck you?) That you met Mom and you know Dad. Let's do the time-warp again. (I want a burrito!) This sonic transducerit is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? (Current location of the theater) Prepare the transit beam. Here, I'll dress your wounds There are those who say that life is an illusion, (like your fucking neck!) That's where your smartphone comes in. (How strange was it? I really love the (skanky? ), Uh, everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. To the late night, double feature, I think you really found it quite pleasurable. A device which is capable of breaking (No don't do it you'll hit the camera man) Sorry! reality is here. Illustrations: Marylou Faure feature Picture Show By R.K.O. (Janet)(Movie 2, Smurfs 0!) A hot groin and a tricep. Toga!) Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy. What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? Janet: Oh, I hope so, my darling. What else?Context: The RKO logo appears on a curtain, because this show is going down RIGHT. (Instant acid, just add audience!) In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover, Once all the colored liquid spigots are open. (Frank's cock!) All he wanted Andrew Gans Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, The Rocky Horror Show played at Theatre Royal Sydney from 14 February to 2 April 2023.. (Hello!) ), Frank & All: I'm going home. (A friendly vibrator!) Into something, Now the only thing I've come to trust Its not all shouting, though. (All this and a floor show, too? Midnight showings of the hyper-campy musical, where fans dress . Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? *Cuts to Brad (He never whips me like that!). From two current residents of Camelot to two Evan Hansens, Playbill raises the curtain for Broadway's brightest born in May. Unlike Sam Shepard (to whom he owes much) O'Brien never suggests his blend of sci-fi and . oh, oh, oh. ((when it switches back to Frank)) By ), (Hey Frank, say something in french that makes her horny), Frank: Well! Brad: Creature of the night? Thats not ideal. (It's Scooby-Doo on acid!) (thank god), (How many balls you got, Riff?) (You knew he was a Jewish kid! master (And onto my nipple!) (Fucking goofy) You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. Madness takes its toll. ), I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. Janet: I was feeling done in, The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. It sodomizes, circumsizes, lobotomizes, And BOY does it cut meat! Brad: Hmmm.. we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. Now all I want to know is how to go. With the right app you can: And seat wetting. (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) I think everybody should experience it at least once, says Nate. ), (A blink of the eye, a twitch of the lip) It's also the only place where you can take photos of the cast members without it being a distraction or blocking the view of the audience. (Then it's not a laser! (Don't worry, it will!) Naked!). FRANK: A weakling weighing ninety-eight poundsThats two XXXXX! will get sand in his face.Context: Get a little creative and make your own joke by inserting a name here. She tried in vain With optional leg lift! We dont really care; everybody heres a little bit queer. (Describe the White House.) Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. endobj Columbia: Everybody shoved him. Well, my hand did) It! :-() ), (The first thing in the movie Frank doesn't go down on and it would've saved his life! Thats one of my favorite effects because well have an entire audience in the dark just waving these glow sticks along to the song and it looks amazing.. (Janet) Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. ), Columbia: Excuse me Uploaded by Tom Dinnella. Asshole! Cast-only actions that are somewhat like callbacks. (Then sit down) First you spurn (sperm??) ), (Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!). You get a hit and your mind goes ping. | || (THREE MORE DORITOS!) Frank: Don't get hot and flustered! In The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time . Magenta: Shift it! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Say goodbye to all of this, Click the keyword tags below to see more results. Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, (Super Asshole! (Big or little, tall or small,) (No!) (OK, another tasteless joke. Beautiful. Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! (No it's the first you can't count bitch) They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all. ), Frank: It's not easy having a good time (In Blacksburg!) Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think (Who's invited to the cat orgy?) It slices! (No, that's a pubic address system! |- And hello Hello to oblivion. I tried closing down Photoshop, which produced a message telling me to return the disk. He was trouble. When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. (My vagina's been expanded!) (All over the church that's disgusting). ), (Sluts to the left!) Its a picture of a radio. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. Time meant nothing, never would again. (How was your orgasm?) (No wonder they got lost, this fucker's got the map!) endobj Brad, my darling, (Janet my slut!) Click the answer to find similar crossword clues . ), (Use a fork, you fucking Marine!) (Was Doctor Scott's cock) Into my life I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, (you fuckin lied) but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway. endobj )(lots of lube) Menu. I want to stay the distance Picture show. And what of the floor show that is spoken of? And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. (Slut!) Janet: And super heroes Ack!) Lost his creature. (What happened to the other quarter?) In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, To start a-working on a muscle man. I'd only ever kissed before. ), Frank: Oh well,.. how about you? (Heavenly! When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. (Superman porn!). Hows the wife and kids? | || (In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover: 66, 67, 68, the cover is thrown off: 69!) Yes, all the close family. Photos may be taken in the stage show lobby and the studios. FRANK: I see you shiver with antici-- SAY IT!!! Lie through your teeth, Janet! My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. How I started to cry (I'd cry too if I was a homesick abortion, mommy mommy its cold out here.) (You call that porn?) and you might never come back again. What's it say? The camerawork is lax; the choreography is . (Oh Brad), And that's go see the man who began it. Fasten your garter belt and time warp again with The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Frank: Everywhere (how's it been?) (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) (Sex) (Can you see this?) That's good, bad, or mediocre. Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. I grow veary of this world! black, (woo!) SONG: SWEET TRANSVESTITE, FRANK: And hes good for relieving mySEXUAL!tension!Context: We herein meet Frank-N-Furter, matriarch of the castle, and are immediately apprised of her project: to build a perfect sexual object (Rocky). (Still the floor!) (How do you feel after blowing the whole football team?) (Horse brutality? Interact with the live show. It was strange the way it happened What are you even doing here? Double Feature. Brad: It's beyond me; help me Mommy! Lost in time, (What's your favorite tv show to masturbate to?) ), Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place. [ /ICCBased 11 0 R ] (Naked! Some What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed. (George!) And smile! Many Rocky fans, including the musical's creator, Richard O'Brien, and myself, were genuinely disappointed in this episode.And for good reason. (No, Sue's to Blane!She made the costumes) but you'd better not try to hurt her, (Except that! It'll destroy us. (They RANG) Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Your current browser isn't compatible with SoundCloud. (Asshole!) Index . My confidence has increased; I am running a PC with Windows 7 and Adobe Photoshop CS6. The annual A100 list recognizes 100 Asian Pacific leaders making an impact across several industries. That's not too abysmal, Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.

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