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So you're "the Jew Hunter". So when the military history of this night is written, it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino from the very beginning as a double agent. And Hirschberg third most, so he'll be Donnys assistant." HIRSCHBERG . Col. Hans Landa: : ,Pfc. The whole movie is dubbed, so the original dialogue would have had little sense. You remember him, don't you? Or you will die tryin'. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Product . : A damn good dectective. Like a Katzenjammer Kid. Werner Rachtman: Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. I've done my share of bootlegging. I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. Lt. Aldo Raine He had just become a-. Lt. Aldo Raine: You know why. : : Bridget von Hammersmark [sits up] Major Dieter Hellstrom: Yeah, I was just thinking that. How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. Lt. Aldo Raine [in flawless Italian] About I got three men dead back there. List your accomplishments? , Lt. Aldo Raine The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. I just have a few questions, Monsieur LaPadite. . [busy scalping Hermann] Bridget von Hammersmark [in German] [in German] Col. Hans Landa [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] Bridget von Hammersmark: And then throw their bodies into the sewers for the rats of Paris to feast on! They bite people. Lt. Aldo Raine You know somethin', Utivich? Lt. Archie Hicox Everybody needs to calm down! Bingo! That original moviean attempt to ape The Dirty Dozen and other. But stay alert outside. Lt. Aldo Raine: And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. Shosanna Dreyfus: You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Yes. Joseph Goebbels: Werner Rachtman [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Scalp Hermann. If you can assist me with answers, my department can close the file on your family. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Butz Smithson Utivich You're letting your imagination get the better of you! Bridget von Hammersmark Not one word more! One of the strongest traits of Waltz's character is, undoubtedly, his ability to switch from one . [cut to Hitler] Hugo Stiglitz: Perrier LaPadite: Whiskey, straight. [to Aldo] That they call you "The Jew Hunter". : Col. Hans Landa: Arriverderci. He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Pfc. However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. Wilhelm Like I said, third best. : NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely BECAUSE I've earned it. Col. Hans Landa: Narrator: Full citizenship for myself - Well, that goes without saying. [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. Werner Rachtman How'd he do that? Lt. Aldo Raine : In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! [in German, with subtitles] Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. : Wilhelm Wicki: As war rages in Europe, a Nazi-scalping squad of American soldiers, known to their enemy. : That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. We don't like that. [in French; subtitled] Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa: We order three glasses. Donny Donowitz [in Italian, faking confusion] Sgt. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. No junk in it. [in German] [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily Lt. Archie Hicox: [in German; subtitled] "That's a bingo?". Bridget von Hammersmark After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Francesca Mondino: I respectfully refuse, sir. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. [smirks widely] "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? Wilhelm Wicki [mispronouncing the name] Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. : Col. Hans Landa: Inglourious Basterds isn't the only hit action movie that Sisu revives, as the road chase battles, female hostages-turned-warriors, and minimal dialogue in favor of letting actions speak calls . And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. The Germans' nickname for me is "the Little Man"? Say it for me once please? : I don't blame ya! You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa Col. Hans Landa: Y'know Utivich 'n myself heard that deal you made with the brass. Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. [to Lt. Hicox] Narrator: And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. "Eliza On The Ice"? Lt. Aldo Raine: : Bridget von Hammersmark: : Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. Why do we need filmmaking equipment? Is that the way you say it? Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. [obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers] I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. The other looks odd. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. : Winston Churchill: "That's a bingo"? Well, it just so happens I do as well. Lt. Aldo Raine: As well as our sister publication. Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark: Gorlami. : Shosanna Dreyfus: I will hang them naked, by their heels from the Eiffel Tower! We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Lt. Aldo Raine So, I visited America, aye? Once more? I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest. How many seats in your auditorium? I believe Goebbels sees himself as closer to David O. Selznick. Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. Am I German? We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. I didn't think so. : She gasps with pain, She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers, She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers, long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly, On the Germans attending the film premiere, trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor. Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. Donny Donowitz: Lt. Aldo Raine Master SGT. Major Dieter Hellstrom: That's a pretty exciting story. [picks up his glass of scotch] No, I guess not. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Archie Hicox: : Shosanna Dreyfus: Which is? : Inglourious Basterds Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Col. Hans Landa: Quotes . : Adolf Hitler Smithson Utivich Oh, well, must not have been important. Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo. Pfc. Joseph Goebbels: I'd make that deal. Col. Hans Landa: They butcher my men like they were fish bait! Gorlami. Did they mark you like they did they did the other survivors? The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews and found nothing. We're American! : Werner Rachtman Adolf Hitler: So. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: : They'll shoot ya. Lt. Aldo Raine: [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead] What's that English saying about shoes and feet? Lt. Aldo Raine: Have I been shot? : I'd make that deal. Nazi ain't got no humanity. I'm a detective. Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride] : But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you end the war. Donny! [cut to Hitler] He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead, Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong, He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich, to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger, seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere, He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. [cut back to the Basterds] Heard of 'em? But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. Narrator Butz It's called suspicious. Sgt. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Oooh, that's a bingo! Joseph Goebbels: Sgt. General Ed Fenech: Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. [at the premiere of "Nation's Pride"] Lt. Aldo Raine Bridget von Hammersmark But I do have one question. [cut back to the ditch] | : Lt. Aldo Raine: : Sgt. [in German] Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: : Tarantino wrote and directed this WWII film with a lot of Tarantino-centric aesthetic elements as well as humour. [in German] Why the hell is Goebbels doin' stuff so damn peculiar? Col. Hans Landa: Maynardville, Tennessee. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Lt. Aldo Raine . She chose the spot. You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. Col. Hans Landa [threatening a French film developer] Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Wouldn't you agree? Product Identifiers. You have opera boxes? [In English] "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." They let me go. Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Sgt. Major Dieter Hellstrom: I have no doubt. , How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Col. Hans Landa This boy has done something tremendous for us. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat. What have you done? Donny Donowitz: Butz: Did they mark you like they did they did the other survivors? You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. ,Pfc. we have to make a deal. Who are you? Lt. Aldo Raine [One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell]. Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it! I know the film camera does. [translates into German]. Let me see your foot. Joseph Goebbels: Where were we? [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead] Smithson Utivich And cousin, business is a-boomin'. Lt. Archie Hicox: As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! Lt. Aldo Raine [in Italian, faking confusion] : , Col. Hans Landa But I do have one question. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: : I think you show great talent. [he hands the General a whiskey] Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. Lt. Aldo Raine This being your house, I ask your permission to switch back to English for the remainder of the conversation. I'll start, give you the idea. It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he. [seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere] A detective. Lt. Aldo Raine Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. Col. Hans Landa: And the second one was called 'Twenty-Four Frame Da Vinci.' The lie is a series of false and hidden . Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Why not? [chuckles lightly and nervously] She's just an actress. [in German] They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa Smithson Utivich Sgt. I made a deal with your general for that man's life! That's not very Germatic. Free shipping for many products! A detective. [cut back to the Basterds] And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Bridget von Hammersmark: I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine : : There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. [in French] : Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark: Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Lt. Aldo Raine : : Pfc. Joseph Goebbels: Not one damn bit, sir. What shall the history books read? 'Flickers Bi-Monthly', and I've had two books published. Without camera movements. After re-watching the Inglorious Bastards for the 100th time, I stumbled upon this phrase said by Pitt's charachter: 'I speak the most Italian'. : [Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German] I've done my share of bootlegging. : "That's a bingo? I have a message for Germany. "Eliza On The Ice"? , : We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. [Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's]. How fun! : Col. Hans Landa: Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. : Lt. Aldo Raine: : Pfc. Hugo Stiglitz. : And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. You are not to tell anybody anything! Lt. Aldo Raine. Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there? Lt. Archie Hicox The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. [very bad Italian accent] Lt. Aldo Raine: [voice-over] That you are all going to die. But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. Adolf Hitler: Lt. Aldo Raine: Now that I can't abide. Bridget von Hammersmark: That's not very Germatic. Tuxedos. Monsieur LaPadite, I regret to inform you I have exhausted the extent of my French. Where's my men? No. : : 0025192015397. eBay Product ID (ePID) 78807753. Adolf Hitler The Fhrer is attending the premiere. And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. It says here you speak German fluently? You might know him better by his nickname: "The Bear Jew". Finding people is my specialty, so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people and yes, some of them were Jews, but Jew Hunter? Marcel: Narrator Cpl. It couldn't be both. I have heard the rumors myself! Lt. Aldo Raine Bridget von Hammersmark: Look, she's not a military strategist. "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Are you mad? : Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. [shouting from up the stairs] Lt. Archie Hicox: : I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English? In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. Arriverderci. : Gorlami. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. [after brief pause] Stop it! Donny Donowitz Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? Says he's gonna hug his momma. Col. Hans Landa: Smithson Utivich : We order three glasses. Lt. Aldo Raine [reading Lt. Hicox's personnel file] Oui, Shosanna. Pfc. : Col. Hans Landa: Omar Ulmer : I don't speak Italian. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? You remember him, don't you? Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. [in German; subtitled] Impressive. : Bridget von Hammersmark Inglourious Basterds (2009) Brad Pitt: Lt. Aldo Raine. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. : So you're the Jew Hunter. Pvt. Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, Sir!

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