monsters, inc bloopers transcript

What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen! I've never seen anything like you today! Is that a new haircut? Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. Boo pops her head out of the take-away box and sticks out her tongue at Sulley. All is quiet. Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. Transformersprimefan: And action. Hurriedly Mike and Sulley yank the shades closed. Mr. Waternoose is so startled that he drops his coffee cup.). Sulley runs toward in the next station over. I can be taller! Sulley: (sobbing) I can still hear her little voice. No! ), (A CDA Agent steps in front of Celia and herds her away.). Before him sits Boo's reconstructed door, meticulously glued back together. She sent me to my room. Sulley: Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey! Sulley: Uh-huh. Patrons scramble out the door, screaming. ), (Relieved, Sulley turns and walks away. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.. Celia: Sushi? Millions of doors, as far as the eye can see, travel on overhead tracks. Huh? (Sulley opens the closet. (Mike stands up, tosses the microphone in his mouth and swallows it. Sulley picks Boo up out of the chair. Mike/Sulley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sulley turns to see Waternoose standing in the room, closing the door behind him.). Sulley fits the piece into the door. Sulley and Mike walk out into the evening light.). Scaring isn't enough anymore! Mary points to a one eyed teddy bear, out of her reach. He spots an open locker and stuffs the sopping kid stuff in. ), (Boo screams and braces herself in fear. Meanwhile Mary has discovered Mike's CD collection, neatly arranged in two stacks.). Waternoose: (calling to CDA) No, wait, wait. Fungus revs up the machine. Anyone? Huh? Mike: Schmoopsie-Poo, I really can't talk. Is he hearing this?). Now, that's my boy. Look! We scare because we care. Please advise. Fungus: I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot. Mr. Waternoose: Oh, kids these days. Fungus: There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve. There's no "we" this time, pal. We settle on Claws which causes the child to scream.). A monster reading a newspaper sneezes, and fires shoots from his mouth and nose, incinerating his newspaper. Oh, how could this happen? No, hey, hey, that's my bed. ), (Sulley holds Boo as he and Mike run down the hallway.). Ms. Flint: Right there. If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're going to give our table away, what am I gonna tell--?! Cautiously, he opens the door. All right, come with us, sir. Doesn't that matter? Atop the cube, still visible, is Boo's eyestalk. (Mike closes the door on his face, squishing it and making a goofy face. Hmm-hmm. (We cut over to Mike's mother in the audience wearing a foam finger. A prequel was released twelve years later in 2013 titled Monsters University, which centers around Sulley and Mike in their college days.. CDA agent #1: All clear. You. It slams shut again. - We're pan' of your life. Open 'em. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights, and some chair fabric are not gonna fool anyone. Fungus! ), (Mike enters the room and jumps on the bed. Other assistants do the same. Mike: Who cares? Aah! Here we are. GYAH!!!!! Mr. Waternoose: Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? Celia: Oh, Michael! She climbs a stack of boxes next to a garbage can. Sulley runs out, but gets caught in a hanging mobile. film editor Casting By Matthew Jon Beck Mary Hidalgo Ruth Lambert Production Design by Harley Jessup Bob Pauley Art Direction by Tia W. Kratter Dominique Louis Makeup Department LeighAnna Frostad . Mike: (after getting the toilet paper off of his foot) You're right, you're right. George: (to CDA agents) Hey, thanks, guys, that was a close one. ), Sulley: Ready or not, here I come!! ), (Mary opens the window shade, standing in full view of the helicopters outside.). Mike: Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse! Fungus: (impatiently) THE FRONT PAGE! But I'm not gonna scare you. Randall: Eh, with this machine, we won't need scarers. Mr. Waternoose: (to camera) Of course. Needleman: Is not! (Fungus struggles and grows pale as the machine does its work. Mike and Sulley walk down a crowded hallway.). Mike: but I was the ball see? See? Sulley slowly lifted his head. (He drinks the liquid.) - meaning "Welcome! Boo chases him. WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sulley: Hi, guys! (Sulley is seen sleeping in his bed as the alarm clock switches to 6:05 a.m.), Mike: Hey! Look, I already told your buddies I haven't seen anything! (Randall stands menacingly over Sulley, who holds onto the bottom of the door for dear life.). CDA Agent: This is the CDA. UGH!!!! Coming through, please. ), Mike: (Gasps) There's a child! We're sitting targets! ), Sulley: (v.o.) A metal dome is bolted over the sock. Mike appears behind it. Mike: What's that thing? You got us. You've got Boo's door? Roz: Ta-dah! (Boo's door jerks violently and heads off towards the exit. Both dreams do come true , Josh Rivera: (voice slowed down) Action. The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Enchanted (2007) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel. George: (resolved) You know, you're right. - I'm in this one. Sulley: Just keep it together. Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream, refined into clean, dependable energy. ), (Randall's door switches onto yet another track. Mike: That's it. Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. (hands Charlie his crutch) Here, take this. He finally lets out a huge burp, projecting the microphone out of his mouth and catching it. Yeti: Uh, yak's milk. For a moment, all is quiet. Help!! He's not crying, neither should you Or we'll be in trouble 'Cause they're gonna find us So please stop crying right now , (Boo stops crying. Mike gasps as a blinding flash emerges from under the metal device. Let's move, let's move! He slides the chompers into place and snarls. ), (The sushi chef grabs a phone and dials.). (Mama beans Randall on the head with the shovel.). (cries), (Mr. Waternoose grabs a nearby yellow scream can.). Sulley: (v.o.) ), (Mike pushes the dilapidated door over the side of the platform. Monsters, Incorporated is dead! Boo roars at Randall.). (Sulley tries in vain to catch Boo's eye. You can't make me! ), Sulley: Ah, yes! Mike: Come on. George relaxes, whistling happily as he walks away. (Mike emerges from behind the door, carrying Boo's monster costume.). the doors surrounding them activate too. ), Sulley: Uh, you go to sleep! Bring in reinforcements! We light your city. Sulley grabs Boo and sprints after Randall as he pushes his cart out into the hallway.). Thaddeus Bile backs out of a door, jacks sticking from his butt. Okay? Fungus: I did a simple calculation factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. (whistles for help) Hey, we got a dead door over here! Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). (Needleman and Smitty come running, wheeling a portable door shredder. Sulley tries to mime his words. Sulley: Okay, Boo, it's time to go home. She giggles, then scampers off to hide behind another stalls. ), Waiters: ! Sulley: (genuinely impressed) Hey, you're good! Come on. Mike: Again? The top door pops open and Sulley jumps out, followed by Mike. He spots Sulley, regaining his balance and closing in. Sulley: (with hand outstretched) Hey, may the best monster win. Celia: (o.s., over P.A. Randall: Say hello to the scream extractor. Spikes pop out of his skin. Get your hands off my Schmoopsie-Poo! (Screen cuts to Sulley walking onto a stage in the Simulator Room.). The cube travels down a conveyor belt towards Sulley. Close your eyes, follow me. He and Sulley run down the hallway. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. (Sulley growls at the paper kid while dodging it. ), (The only available door is on the ground, undergoing some sort of maintenance. ), (A nearby albino Fungus points weakly towards the exit. Boo sits at one end of the room coloring while at the other end Mike and Sulley hunker behind a chair, tossing her pieces of cereal.). (Mike stares at Sulley as if he is insane.). Where are you? NOOOOOOO! What's your name? (It was a beautiful tranquil day in the tropics. (Sulley goes up and down, roaring on two levels. (uses an air horn, waking up Sulley), (In the living room, Sulley drops to the floor for push-ups. Sulley freezes. ), (The CDA arrives in helicopters and vans.). Never! It's fine. Sulley lands with a thud. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. If-if-if you wanna go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest. Randall: (to Fungus) Why are you still here? No, I didn't! Sulley: What? Sulley's eyes widen. Celia: YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT PACK OF LIES, MIKE WAZOWSKI?!?!!! Where are you, buddy? Mike: (nervously looking around) Kid? That's great news. Yo. In terror, she lets go of Mike as he and Sulley round the corner towards the Scare Floor.). Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream. ), (Mike gasps. Don't! But we both know it's true! New makeup? Sulley and Mike land face down in the snow. We see silhouettes of a boy, his Mom, and Randall.). Now, let's move! Ple- stop, stop, stop. Sulley: (nervous) Uh, well uh er, uh Mike: No! NOW! (His hands are covered with splinters and band-aids.) See? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, well, sure, he's handsome, if you like the big guy, he's rugged. (On the TV, a child is vacantly staring at a television set. Mike: I'm gonna be sick, I'm gonna be sick! Tony! (Randall grabs Fungus' mouth, shutting him up. Come on! He falls sideways onto the floor.). ), Mike: We who are living in Monstropolis! She immediately runs towards Sulley on the stage.). (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.). - Hey, look! No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. ), (As Boo squeals with laughter, the light above their door illuminates. Morning, Sulley! (Fungus is suddenly pulled up into the ceiling by a pair of large blue hands. Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! But it would be really great if it didn't do it again. Randall enters the bathroom, growling. Fungus: Thank goodness. An alarm sounds and Boo's door, poised high above the station, heads back into the door vault. You didn't turn in your paperwork last night. Celia: Mm-hmm. Uh, it's empty. You wanna sleep? Little Boy: (o.s.) He's trying to boost his numbers. Mike: We're going! Sulley: Here she is. (Mr. Waternoose, CEO of Monsters, Inc., steps from the shadows.). What'd you do with it? Do I get the part? I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Mr. Waternoose: Good. Waternoose, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. ), (A circular shower curtain flies up around George. The lights surge. We're BANISHED, genius!! Sulley: What were they talking about a machine? One and two and three and four (The rope is actually one of the kid's tongues.). Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!!! (Roz slams the front panel of her desk on Mike's fingers. Get that gator! Then finally, a flush.). ), (Sulley covers the picture as Mike approaches.). (he storms toward Boo's door.) Mary sees him through the crack in the door and whimpers. Yeti points to Mike nervously - he did it.). Well, listen, James, why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch today and give us the scare demonstration we talked about, huh? Is that what you want? Announcer: (v.o.) I'm thinking about getting it cut. Randall: When the big hand is pointing up, Randall: and the little hand is pointing up, Randall: the kid's door will be in my station. (He opens the box and we see: "BUSINESS SHRIEK" magazine. Now your time is up! ), (Jerry silently indicates "one" with his hand. Sulley: (stopping) Randall? (Later at the Monstropolis street, the camera closes on a newspaper stand with headline: "ROLLING BLACKOUTS EXPECTED." Mary stares back at him, wide awake.). Mike: (annoyed) Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. (Mike angrily swipes the bear out of Boo's hands. Looks like you're out of a job. The lead article, "MONSTERS, INC. BACK ON TOP!" Mike: I will see you at quittin' time and not a minute later. And when I do, even the "great" James P. Sullivan is gonna be working for me. (Sulley turns to see the geeks dump the garbage into the chute. (yelling at Sulley) A STUPID KID!!! Sulley breaks a pipe off the wall and slides it through the door handles just as Waternoose slams against the door. He wants the door, I get the door. I'll call you! Randall: (laughs) What do you know? Mike: Could we get a little more wax on the floor, please? I'm getting warmer, any second now! "We"? You can't arrest me! I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Ha ha ha! The door tilts towards another track, banging into oncoming doors as they zip by. OW!! Randall steps on Sulley's other hand. Mike: No! Anyone? Ms. Flint: (frustrated) Let's take a look at the tape. Where is it? I'll take good care of the kid. It almost looks like you gotta--, (Mary lifts the hood of her costume. (Mike's locker suddenly slams by itself. Mike grabs onto Sulley's tail, trying to slow him down.).

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